Meri Padosi

Wah re Khuda Tune Bhi Kya Meri Kismat Chamkai Hai
Baju Mein rehne mere ek Phataka Padosi Aayi Hai

Sunhera Badan aur uski lachak dil pe kataar chalaye
Sapno Mein Wo to raat mein Bipasha TV pe Bidi Jalaye

Dekh ke usko sochta hoon khuda ne kaisi ye kee bhool hai
Bhaisey chadda ke ghar me khilaya kitna sunder ye phool hai

Katrina aur Priyanka to sab uske saamne Fail Hain
Mere Nus Nus mein uska Naam AaJeevan Kaat raha Jail Hain

Tees Maar Khan Ki Sheila Kisike Haath Aani Ya Na Aani
Maine to likh di meri Padosi ki Khaatir Aapni Saari Jawaani

Beti jitni kumsin utna hi khadoos uska Baap Hai
Ek Goodwill Message pe lagaya gaya maano wo koi Shraap Hai

Chai Ki Chuskiyan to aisa leta hai wo ki poora colony Hil Jaaye
Bhoochal aisa aaye ki Soni Ranjha ko to Heer Mahiwaal ki ho jaaye

Dil Ki Baat Bataane mein ek ajeeb si Hichak Ho rahi Hai
Sapno mein propose karne pe wo mujhe Rin Sabun Se Dho Rahi Hai

Ek Fatkaar se usne mujhe Dor pe aisa latkaya hai
Taa Umra Dhoop mein Na Dikhun aisa uska Saya hai

Fir bhi sochta hun usey mein Dil ki Baat Bataunga
Wo na Pati to uski mummy ko Pehle Pataunga
Ladies are always nuts policy mein apnaunga
2-3 mahine mein Policy ko LIC mein tabdeel kar jaunga

Nautanki to waise uska poora parivaar hai
Par Doston sach Bataun to mujhe is padosi se behad pyar hai...!!