Kolaveri Song

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Hit
Song got no meaning-u meaning-u
Still people singing-u
I am not kinda liking-u liking-u
Song gives me no Feeling-u

So why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Hit

What to do with Moon-u Moon-u
If Girl-u color-u white-u
Girl is Shruti Hasan-u Hasan-u
She is sitting Quiet-u

Then why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Hit
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Hit

White skin Shruti Hasan-u Hasan-u
What to do with Heart-u
if my eyes meet-u meet-u
She is my future wife-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Hit
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Hit

pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan

hand la gaal-u
gaal-u red-u
eyes-u full-aa tear-u
In my life-u
girl-u come-u
life without gear-u
lovvu lovvu
oh my lovvu
you showed me bhaav-u
cow-u cow-u you like cow-u
eating on my money day night-u

god i m killing song-u
people getting angry now-u

this song for soup boys-u
I dont have choice-u

But why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Hit
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Hit

Politician Slap

पड़ गया ना चाँटा,
थोड़ा भी रिफॉर्म लाता तो ये वक़्त कभी ना आता !!

अभी तो सिर्फ़ चाँटा पड़ा है, आगे लात भी पड़ेंगे
अपने हितो को पाने के लिए जब नौजवान लड़ेंगे !!

तेरे साथ साथ बाकियों का भी दिन आएगा
हर पॉलिटीशियन तेरी तरह एक दिन थप्पड़ या लात खाएगा !!

अब भी सुधर जा और बचा ले अपनी अगली बारी
तुम सब पॉलिटिशियन्स के लिए मेरी ओर से जनहित में जारी !!!

Politician Slap

पड़ गया ना चाँटा,
थोड़ा भी रिफॉर्म लाता तो ये वक़्त कभी ना आता !!

अभी तो सिर्फ़ चाँटा पड़ा है, आगे लात भी पड़ेंगे
अपने हितो को पाने के लिए जब नौजवान लड़ेंगे !!

तेरे साथ साथ बाकियों का भी दिन आएगा
हर पॉलिटीशियन तेरी तरह एक दिन थप्पड़ या लात खाएगा !!

अब भी सुधर जा और बचा ले अपनी अगली बारी
तुम सब पॉलिटिशियन्स के लिए मेरी ओर से जनहित में जारी !!!

Shayari

किसी नज़र ने तेरे दीदार की इज़ाज़त मांगी है
मुझे गुस्ताख न समझना मेरे नज़र के इस फरमान पर
तेरे इज़ाज़त के बिना तो मैं मौत भी न मांगू
गौर फ़र्मायियेगा ज़रा मेरे इस अरमान पर !!!

Shayari

किसी नज़र ने तेरे दीदार की इज़ाज़त मांगी है
मुझे गुस्ताख न समझना मेरे नज़र के इस फरमान पर
तेरे इज़ाज़त के बिना तो मैं मौत भी न मांगू
गौर फ़र्मायियेगा ज़रा मेरे इस अरमान पर !!!

Shayari

मैं मर जावाँ उसकी एक झलक पे
मैं मर जावाँ उसकी एक कसक पे
बूँद बन के जो कभी आंसू भी आये याद में उसकी
मैं पी जावाँ हर बूँद को अपनी पलक से !!!

Shayari

न जाने मुझे क्या हो गया है
शायद ये दिल उनकी यादो में खो गया है
लाख जताया इस दिल को की अब जाग जा
लेकिन ये कम्भकत तो उनका नाम ले सो गया है !!!

Shayari

आजकल नींद कम ख्वाब ज्यादा आते हैं
ख्व्वाब से भी न जाने हम कब नींद में लौट आते हैं
हर पल पलकों में बस उनकी तस्वीर नज़र आती है
शायद इसी वज़ह से हम नींद में भी मुस्कुराते हैं !!!

Teri Ummeed Tera Intezaar Karte Hain..

Teri Ummeed tera Intezaar Karte Hain
Aye sanam hum to Kitchen Jaane se darte hain

Ab to subah ki chai bhi naseeb nahi ho pati
Jab bhi banane jaun to hai wo Jal Jaati
Pateela kaala ho jai itna ki VIM soap bhi Fail ho jaati

Jaaneman hum to ab khayalon mein chai peete hain
Aye sanam hum to Kitchen Jaane se darte hain

Ab to Weekends mein khaane ko kuch nahi hota
Khaane ke bajaye koyla khaane se hai mann rota
Kya bataun bahar hotel ka masala kha kitna hai Pet rota

Jaaneman hum to ab Kai Din Bread Jam pe sote hain
Aye sanam hum to Kitchen Jaane se darte hain

Ab tak to sirf Khwabon mein ho par samne nahi aaye
Papa Mummy Dhoond rahe tumhe Jeevansathi mein
Par na Jaane khud ko tum kahan ho chupaye

Jaaneman Hum to ab tera har ghadi intezaar karte hain
Sach to ye hai ki Kitchen se zyada hum tanhayi se darte hain !!

Corruption pe Anna ka Andolan

Sarkar ne bola Anna Ko Army ka Bhagoda
Par ek Bhagode ne tumhe kahin ka nahi choda

Wo Bhagoda hai kyunki Wo Corruption Se Bhaag Raha Hai
Uski Aad mein Jagrut desh ka har Baccha Jaag Raha Hai

Gandhiji ki azaad desh ko wapas Gulaam nahi hone dega ye Bhagoda
Sharm Karo Congress Walo Bhagode ne tumhe kahin ka nahi choda !!!

Teri Yaad mein aaj maine hain dande khaaye !!!

Teri Yaad mein aaj maine hain dande khaaye
Onion ke bajaye market mein Hain Ande Uthaaye

Saawan mein Non veg nahi khaane ki parampara tod daali
Ande ki Tray uthaayee aur galti se Fod daali

Ho gaya main sir se paon tak atrupt
Socha shayad mummy se reh jayegi ye baat gupt

Par kismat to dekho Mom peeche hi khadi thi
Paas hi mein unke ek chadi padi thi

Kasam se itne padi hai ki Main tumhe kya bataaon
Mil Sako to Milo fir main Tumhe Dikhaaon

Ye sab hua kambakhat tumhaari karan
Tumhi ne aaj bana diya mujhe Dayanidhi Maran

Aisi naubat pehle kabhi na aati thi
Pehle rozana Facebook par jo aati thi

Facebook nahi to Gtalk pe dedaar ho jaata tha
Chat mein hi sapne dekh hindi gano me tumhare sath kho jata tha

FB ya chat pe nahi aane ka reason to nahi diya aur khila diye dande
Pata nahi sawaan khatam hone ke baad bhi kya kha paonga main Ande

Ab guzaarish hai tumse ki Fb ya Gtalk pe Jaldi aao
Ho sake utna Bajirao Singham bun mujhe na Satao
Ho sake utna Bajirao Singham bun mujhe na Satao !!!

Letter from Army Personnel to a Terrorist..!!!

Is Duniya mein Sabko Jeene ka Adhikaar hai
To Phir Kyun Uthaya Insaan Ne Hathiyaar Hai

Kyun Behta hai Khoon Sampradayik Dango Mein
Kyun Dharm ke naam Dehshat failaya hai Tum Lafango Ne

RaqtDaan Karo to Kisiko Zindagi Milegi
Kisi ka Rozgaar chalega to kisi Ke aangan mein Khushi Khilegi

Nek Kaam karoge to har Bashinde ko Tujh par Naaz Hoga
Hathiyar Uthana Hai to Desh ke liye Utha to Arbaaz Hoga

Mere aur tere Khoon mein daag Lal hi Lagega
Par har shaks mujhe shaheed aur Tujhe Atankwaadi Kahega

Dus Aam Aadmi ko maarke maroge to apne Sangathan ke beech Shaheed Kehlaoge
Dus Apne Sanghatan Ke maaroge to Karodon mein aatmsamman Paoge

Socho maine Jo Sab kaha Hai
Tumhare karan Mujh Jaise kayion ne Saha Hai

Is dehshadgardi ka shikaar kahin koi tumhara na ho jaye
Bheed mein koi apna hi kabhi kahin kho na jaye

Banddok se nikli goli ke dard gawara hoga tumhe
Par apno ke khone ka Gum shayad Na seh paoge

Us din shayad yakin ho jayega tumhe bhi
Aur tum bhi dehshatgard ko mitaane ki kasam khaoge

Guzarish hai tumse ki us din ka intezaar na karna
Aur kayi masoom ko na pade atankwaad ke saye mein marna

Kasam Khao ki tum uthaoge Banddok Desh ke liye
Bandook chalegi to bhi Dehshat mitaane ke liye

Matrabhoomi ke Hith mein ho sake to ho jaoge Qurbaan
Ataanwaad kabhi na pasrey aur nahi jaye ab kisi masoom ki Jaan
Ataanwaad kabhi na pasrey aur nahi jaye ab kisi masoom ki Jaan !!!!

Shayari

Chaukhat pe mere aaj kisine dastak di
Pahunche to ehsaas hua ki wo ek ehsaas tha....!!!

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara...

Har Savera naye Din ka Aaagaaz Hai
Har Din Chupaye rakhta koi Raaz Hai
Har ek Pal deta koi nayee Awaaz Hai
Ji Le Jitna Chahe is Pal ko Jo Aaj Hai !!

Zindagi ki gehrayoyon mein simti bhavnao ko mat jiyo
Zindagi ko bahar se jiyo to khushi milegi
Samundar Ki Lehron mein to aakhir hulchul hi paoge
Samudra Ki Gehrayiyon ko mehsoos karo to Khamoshi milegi !!

Jiyo is zindgi ko Jio na usko jo chala gaya
Bulki wo Jo ab hai use Jio..yahi to ek saaz hai
aakhir Har Savera naye Din ka Aaagaaz Hai
Har Din Chupaye rakhta koi Raaz Hai !!

Dar ke jeene se aakhir kya haasil ho payega
Dil kamzor hoga itna ki wo ek Darpok kehlayega
Darr ka saamna karo kyunki Daar ke aage Jeet Hai
Wo har cheez karo jisse Daar hai Tumhe to ek sangraam aayega !!


Darr mit jaye to ehsaas ho ki Dil ek Arbaaz hai
Har Savera naye Din ka Aaagaaz Hai
Har Din Chupaye rakhta koi Raaz Hai !!

Dil Mein Meri Yaadon ke Diye Na Jalao...!!!

Dil mein meri yaadon ke diye na jalao
Shamma jo jal chuki hai usko ab bujhao

Shaadi se pehle tak slim thi to deedar tha humein
Shaadi ke baad Phool gayi ho itna ki kahin bhi na samao

Dil mein meri yaadon ke diye na jalao
Shamma jo jal chuki hai usko ab bujhao

Tumhe Dekh Malaika Katrina ki Yaad aa jati thi
Dhadkane Munni aur Sheila ke gaane gaati thi

Sochta hoon ab tumhe to darr lagta hai
Mann bhi chilla utha hai ki is Bojh ko aage badhao

Dil mein meri yaadon ke diye na jalao
Shamma jo jal chuki hai usko ab bujhao

Sadma To hai mujhe bhi ki tujhse Jooda[attached] hoon main
Par Moti mujhe dekh kehti uska Khuda hoon Main

Is Bojh ke samne to main baccha nazar aata hoon
Log kehte hain ki apni Katrina ko Moti keh na satao

Dil mein meri yaadon ke diye na jalao
Shamma jo jal chuki hai usko ab bujhao

Meri Bhavnao ko jaan lo aur koi Gym Lagao
Tab tak Dil mein meri yaadon ke diye na jalao
Shamma jo jal chuki hai usko ab bujhao

Shayari

Bhagwan sach mein teri maya apram paar hai
Ladkiyan pyar se pehle ek avtar aur baad mein mano apne aap mein sansaar hai
Inki maya ko jo samajh jaye wo gyani hai
Shadi ke baad ruswai aur shadi se pehle sheila ki jawaani hai !!!

Shayari

Marne ke baad bhi meri aankhein khuli rahi
Is intezaar mein ki shayad tum aaogi
Khabar Pe ashq to nikal aayenge tumhare bhi
kab tak is dard ko dil mein chupaogi
Meri Saansein Jo Tera Naam le Ruk Chuki Hain
Unhe Mehsoos kar ke Tum ek Din Zaroor Pachtaogi !!!

Meri Shaadi !!!

Meri Shaadi mein aap sabhi ko aana hai zaroor
bakra halal ho raha hai, Tashreef lana hai Huzoor

Yun to aap mein se kaafi bakre Halal ho chuke hain
Shaadi is naam ki badaulat behaal ho chuke hain

Behaal to tab bhi huye the jab suna Himesh reshmiya ka suroor
Meri Shaadi mein aap sabhi ko aana hai zaroor !!

bachelor party ka maza ab bartan maajne mein aa raha hoga
Bathroom mein gaanewala ab biwi ke belan pe ga raha hoga

Khair Mera Manna hai ki Ye to upar wale ka hai Dastoor
Meri Shaadi mein aap sabhi ko aana hai zaroor !!

Aap sabhi jab apni shubhkaamnayein dene mujhe ayenge
Ummeed hai ki aap kuch Tohfa bhi saath leke aayenge

Tohfe ke naam se dekho ab dikhlana na Guroor
Meri Shaadi mein aap sabhi ako ana hai zaroor !!

Mana ki is mahine aapka thoda Kharch badh Jayega
bacchi ke Birthday ke alawa mere gift ka Bojh ayega

Ab Shaadi uparwale ki marzi se ho rahi to mera kya kasoor
Meri Shaadi mein aap sabhi ko aana hai zaroor !!

Bus Dua dijiye ki meri biwi mujhe isharo pe na nachaye
Mahino shoppig kum kar thoda kharcha paani bachaye

Na Nikle ye 2G ka Raja aur nahi koi Shashi Tharoor
Meri Shaadi mein Please aap sabhi ko aana hai zaroor !!!

Chaudvin Ka Chaand Ho.......

Gajodhar ki Bhais ho ya Khula Saand Ho
Jo Bhi ho tum Khuda ki Kasam Prachyand Ho

Shopping Center Le Jaun to Mile na even Peticoat
Circus mein ghumti ho to Log dekh ke ho jaate LotPot
Sochun to Sujhta hi Nahi tum kaunsa Aaftab ho

Gajodhar ki Bhais ho ya Khula Saand Ho
Jo Bhi ho tum Khuda ki Kasam Prachyand Ho

Shaadi Kyun ki tumhaare sath, iska nahin Jawaab
Khaati ho din bhar itna ki bachta nahin Hisaab
Duniya-e-Hathini ka Tum hi Shabaab Ho

Gajodhar ki Bhais ho ya Khula Saand Ho
Jo Bhi ho tum Khuda ki Kasam Prachyand Ho