Office Office Office Office...
Jeevan Ka Eham Hissa Ban Gaya Ye Office
College me sochte rehte ki kaisa hota hoga ye office
Kya Karte Honge log yahan aur kya hoti hogi Gossips
Aur Wo Din Aa hi gaya aur hum interview me paas ho gaye..
Aa gaye ek cubicle ke andar aur Office ki Rangeen duniya mein Kho Gaye
Office ka Infrastructure dekh ke to hum pehle hi dung the
Aakhir College ki Duniya mein to hum pahunche huye Dabangg the
Hamaari Dabanggai to yahan nahi chalegi ye to pata tha
Boss is always right ye formula humne rata tha
Par Saala Office ke Boss se accha to tha College ka Principal
Mahine mein ek baar dikhta aur dikhata bhi nahi tha apna bal
Boss ki baat naahi karein to accha hai
Saalon se badla nahi aisa wo Kaccha hai
Office ke andar ek baat bahut hi niraali hai
yahaan chehre me sabke muskaan aur dil me aapke liye gaali hai
Mere bagal ki seat meri joining ke din se hi khaali hai
Naa jaane eispe kaun si Neha Dhupiya aane waali hai
Neha Dhupia se yaad aya ki Boss ki Secretary ekdum HOT hai
Boss ki nazdeek hi uske liye rakha gaya Slot hai
Kapde to itne Tung pehenti hai ki Sab Khula Khula sa lagta hai
Sabke paseene choot jayein dekh usey isliye AC 24 hrs chalta hai
Uske Kapde Dekh Poora Din mere Body Ka system bhi hil jaata hai
Kambhaqat Uska Kapda to sirf Mere Handkercheif jitne mein hi Sil Jata Hai
Use dekh kar boss ka mann hara ho jata tha
Ham bhi chaaploosi kar lete uski to kaam hamaara bhi ban jaata tha
Aaj subah jab boss ne mujhe muskura ke dekha
Maine bhi ek smile zor se uski taraf pheka
Lagta hai promotion ki baat ban ne waali hai
Mehta jee to kehte hai ye khwaab sirf khayaali hai
Is Bhaag daud bhari life mein jahan Thakna mana hai
Wahan Chalte Chalte kisi khayali Pulao ka bhi Pakna Mana Hai
Kaam aur chaploosi ki hi yahan pe jeet hai
Promotion Paane ki sadiyon se chali aa rahi ye reet hai
Din ko Office Raat ko Office..Kaam hi Kaam Kaam hi Kaam
Din bhar Boss ki Chik Chik aur raat ko neend Haraam
Kaam ka mat poocho ae dost , Haalat Buri Hai
Insaaf ki Ummeed bhi mat karna, Ye Adalat Buri Hai
Is Office ke Kaam ke chakkar mein kitnoki Shaadi Ruki ya Tooti Hai
Main Khud likh raha dastaan kyunki meri GF bhi mujhse roothi hai
Sach kahan kisine ki Office to hai apne mein ek mayanagari
Jahan har pal pink slip ki darr se gir na jaaye kisiki dagri !!!
Friday, December 31, 2010
Meri Padosi
Wah re Khuda Tune Bhi Kya Meri Kismat Chamkai Hai
Baju Mein rehne mere ek Phataka Padosi Aayi Hai
Sunhera Badan aur uski lachak dil pe kataar chalaye
Sapno Mein Wo to raat mein Bipasha TV pe Bidi Jalaye
Dekh ke usko sochta hoon khuda ne kaisi ye kee bhool hai
Bhaisey chadda ke ghar me khilaya kitna sunder ye phool hai
Katrina aur Priyanka to sab uske saamne Fail Hain
Mere Nus Nus mein uska Naam AaJeevan Kaat raha Jail Hain
Tees Maar Khan Ki Sheila Kisike Haath Aani Ya Na Aani
Maine to likh di meri Padosi ki Khaatir Aapni Saari Jawaani
Beti jitni kumsin utna hi khadoos uska Baap Hai
Ek Goodwill Message pe lagaya gaya maano wo koi Shraap Hai
Chai Ki Chuskiyan to aisa leta hai wo ki poora colony Hil Jaaye
Bhoochal aisa aaye ki Soni Ranjha ko to Heer Mahiwaal ki ho jaaye
Dil Ki Baat Bataane mein ek ajeeb si Hichak Ho rahi Hai
Sapno mein propose karne pe wo mujhe Rin Sabun Se Dho Rahi Hai
Ek Fatkaar se usne mujhe Dor pe aisa latkaya hai
Taa Umra Dhoop mein Na Dikhun aisa uska Saya hai
Fir bhi sochta hun usey mein Dil ki Baat Bataunga
Wo na Pati to uski mummy ko Pehle Pataunga
Ladies are always nuts policy mein apnaunga
2-3 mahine mein Policy ko LIC mein tabdeel kar jaunga
Nautanki to waise uska poora parivaar hai
Par Doston sach Bataun to mujhe is padosi se behad pyar hai...!!
Baju Mein rehne mere ek Phataka Padosi Aayi Hai
Sunhera Badan aur uski lachak dil pe kataar chalaye
Sapno Mein Wo to raat mein Bipasha TV pe Bidi Jalaye
Dekh ke usko sochta hoon khuda ne kaisi ye kee bhool hai
Bhaisey chadda ke ghar me khilaya kitna sunder ye phool hai
Katrina aur Priyanka to sab uske saamne Fail Hain
Mere Nus Nus mein uska Naam AaJeevan Kaat raha Jail Hain
Tees Maar Khan Ki Sheila Kisike Haath Aani Ya Na Aani
Maine to likh di meri Padosi ki Khaatir Aapni Saari Jawaani
Beti jitni kumsin utna hi khadoos uska Baap Hai
Ek Goodwill Message pe lagaya gaya maano wo koi Shraap Hai
Chai Ki Chuskiyan to aisa leta hai wo ki poora colony Hil Jaaye
Bhoochal aisa aaye ki Soni Ranjha ko to Heer Mahiwaal ki ho jaaye
Dil Ki Baat Bataane mein ek ajeeb si Hichak Ho rahi Hai
Sapno mein propose karne pe wo mujhe Rin Sabun Se Dho Rahi Hai
Ek Fatkaar se usne mujhe Dor pe aisa latkaya hai
Taa Umra Dhoop mein Na Dikhun aisa uska Saya hai
Fir bhi sochta hun usey mein Dil ki Baat Bataunga
Wo na Pati to uski mummy ko Pehle Pataunga
Ladies are always nuts policy mein apnaunga
2-3 mahine mein Policy ko LIC mein tabdeel kar jaunga
Nautanki to waise uska poora parivaar hai
Par Doston sach Bataun to mujhe is padosi se behad pyar hai...!!
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Shayari....!!!
Aapko hi dekha hai humne hamesha khwabon mein
Aankhein jo bund karon to paaon aapko hi aankhon mein
Sochta hun kabhi kabhi ki kitna khushnaseeb hun main
Jo Is noor ko haasil kar paya main laakhon mein !!!!!!!!
Tujhe Khwaab mein dekh ab to main paglaya sa firta hun
Tujhe aankhon se na kho doon main bus is baat se darta hun
Zakhm khud ko hi na de baithoon main tere gam mein
Dil na Qaid kar le mujhe is zulm ke liye salaakhon mein !!!!
Aankhein jo bund karon to paaon aapko hi aankhon mein
Sochta hun kabhi kabhi ki kitna khushnaseeb hun main
Jo Is noor ko haasil kar paya main laakhon mein !!!!!!!!
Tujhe Khwaab mein dekh ab to main paglaya sa firta hun
Tujhe aankhon se na kho doon main bus is baat se darta hun
Zakhm khud ko hi na de baithoon main tere gam mein
Dil na Qaid kar le mujhe is zulm ke liye salaakhon mein !!!!
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Meri Kismat Mein Tu Nahi Shayad....
Meri Kismat Mein Tu Nahi Shayad Kyun Tera Intezaar Karta Hun
Na Main Tujhe Tab Pyar Karta Tha , Na Main Tujhe Ab Pyar Karta Hun
Chuna Laga Ke Jo Tu Chali Gayi Mujhko, Un Hisaabo ka ab Gum Hai Mujhe
Hazaaron Bill Ke saaye mein fasa huya Main, Udhaari chukaane ke khayal se Darta Hun !!
Meri Kismat Mein Tu Nahi Shayad Kyun Tera Intezaar Karta Hun....
Jab Tak Tu Thi Mere Sath , Fizaayein bhi Rangeen - e Ruksat hua karti thi
Barista ki Ice Cream khilaane par bhi tu Ice Gola ke liye ladti Thi
Sau Sau baar likhwaaye tune ki Main Tujhpe hi Sirf Marta Hun
Bewkoof-e-misaal kyu main in haalaton mein sada hi padta hun !!
Meri Kismat Mein Tu Nahi Shayad Kyun Tera Intezaar Karta Hun....
Waada Kar ki Teri Aahat bhi Na aayegi mere dil-e-Chilman mein
Gar aa bhi gayi to meri wallet ko na tu nihaaregi
Tujhse Ruksati ka koi Gum Nahi Mujhe, Hus Hus ke aahein Bharta Hun
Na Main Tujhe Tab Pyar Karta Tha , Na Main Tujhe Ab Pyar Karta Hun !!
Meri Kismat Mein Tu Nahi Shayad Kyun Tera Intezaar Karta Hun....
Na Main Tujhe Tab Pyar Karta Tha , Na Main Tujhe Ab Pyar Karta Hun
Chuna Laga Ke Jo Tu Chali Gayi Mujhko, Un Hisaabo ka ab Gum Hai Mujhe
Hazaaron Bill Ke saaye mein fasa huya Main, Udhaari chukaane ke khayal se Darta Hun !!
Meri Kismat Mein Tu Nahi Shayad Kyun Tera Intezaar Karta Hun....
Jab Tak Tu Thi Mere Sath , Fizaayein bhi Rangeen - e Ruksat hua karti thi
Barista ki Ice Cream khilaane par bhi tu Ice Gola ke liye ladti Thi
Sau Sau baar likhwaaye tune ki Main Tujhpe hi Sirf Marta Hun
Bewkoof-e-misaal kyu main in haalaton mein sada hi padta hun !!
Meri Kismat Mein Tu Nahi Shayad Kyun Tera Intezaar Karta Hun....
Waada Kar ki Teri Aahat bhi Na aayegi mere dil-e-Chilman mein
Gar aa bhi gayi to meri wallet ko na tu nihaaregi
Tujhse Ruksati ka koi Gum Nahi Mujhe, Hus Hus ke aahein Bharta Hun
Na Main Tujhe Tab Pyar Karta Tha , Na Main Tujhe Ab Pyar Karta Hun !!
Meri Kismat Mein Tu Nahi Shayad Kyun Tera Intezaar Karta Hun....
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Udaas Mann
Charon Trafa Raat hi Raat aur ek Ajib si Nami Hai
Koso meel door baitha ye Dil kehta hai ki aaj unki Kami Hai
Mana mana kar thuk gaya hun main is dil ko
Ki wo ab meri nahi rahi
Par Ye pagal dil hai jo jan ke bhi anjaan hai
Kehta hai Wo shaks koi aur ho hi nahi sakta wo Humi Hai
Kos bhi to nahi sakta is nadan dil ko main
Kyunki Ye jaankar ki wo meri nahi rahi
Uski Aahat yahi kahi mere aas paas thumi hai
Ha ab to ye alam ki Na zindagi mili na humein wafa mili
Is Anjaan shehar mein khushi bhi humse khafa mili
jhooti muskaan dikhaye doston se dard ko chipaye baitha hun main
socha dil laganey ki itni badi kyun humein saza mili
Sochta hun ki kaash ujala hi ujala hota
Na Dopahar aur Nahi ye Raat Hoti
Aur Na hi Kabhi Khwaab Hotey Aur Nahi
Kabhi Khwabon Mein Unse Mulaqat Hoti
Par Kusurwaar to saara Ye Andar Baitha Dil Hai
Kaash Ye hi Na Hota To Shayyad Ye Baat hi Na Hoti !!!
----Avaneesh Jha
Koso meel door baitha ye Dil kehta hai ki aaj unki Kami Hai
Mana mana kar thuk gaya hun main is dil ko
Ki wo ab meri nahi rahi
Par Ye pagal dil hai jo jan ke bhi anjaan hai
Kehta hai Wo shaks koi aur ho hi nahi sakta wo Humi Hai
Kos bhi to nahi sakta is nadan dil ko main
Kyunki Ye jaankar ki wo meri nahi rahi
Uski Aahat yahi kahi mere aas paas thumi hai
Ha ab to ye alam ki Na zindagi mili na humein wafa mili
Is Anjaan shehar mein khushi bhi humse khafa mili
jhooti muskaan dikhaye doston se dard ko chipaye baitha hun main
socha dil laganey ki itni badi kyun humein saza mili
Sochta hun ki kaash ujala hi ujala hota
Na Dopahar aur Nahi ye Raat Hoti
Aur Na hi Kabhi Khwaab Hotey Aur Nahi
Kabhi Khwabon Mein Unse Mulaqat Hoti
Par Kusurwaar to saara Ye Andar Baitha Dil Hai
Kaash Ye hi Na Hota To Shayyad Ye Baat hi Na Hoti !!!
----Avaneesh Jha
Majnu Ki Halat
उनपे मेरा दिल क्या लूटा मैं तो लूट ही गया
एक 1.50 रुपये की कटिंग छाई पीता था वो भी अब छूट ही गया
अब आलम ये है की मैं ज़िंदा लाश की तरह रह गया हूँ
उधार की बाढ़ में मैं कोसो दूर तक बह गया हूँ
प्यार करने की इतनी बड़ी सज़ा मिलेगी ये सोचा ना था
एक सॉफ्टवेर इंजिनियर को इस खाली जेब ने इतना नोचा ना था
ये सब शुरू हुआ तीन साल पहले जब वो मेरी कंपनी इंटरव्यू देने आई थी
उसको देखते ही मॅन में मैने ख़याली पुलाओ पकाई थी
बड़ी हितचकिचाहट से मैने उनसे बात चलाई थी
उनकी हर ना में भी हुमने हाँ में हाँ मिलाई थी
बातो का सिलसिला यूँ चला की करीम चाचा का होटेल आशियाँ बन गया
ऑफीस के बाद तो वो हमारे मुलाक़ातों का एक मुकाम ही जैसे बन गया
पर कम्बख़त इन लड़कियों को जेब से जाता पैसा टॉम क्रूज़ नज़र आता है
जितना ज़्यादा बिल आए उतना ही इनका चेहरा खिलखिलता है
इस केस में तो वो मुझे से ज़्यादा कमाती थी
अपना छोड़ मेरा भी महीने की आधी सॅलरी खा जाती थी
जल्द ही दोस्तों से उधारों का सिलसिला शुरू हो गया
प्यार में लूटने वालों की भीड़ का मैं एक गुरु हो गया
लोग तो भोज में पंगत खाते हैं मैं तो अभी से खा रहा हूँ
हर दूसरे दिन ही मैं पंगत खाने कोई ना कोई मंदिर जा रहा हूँ
इस लूटे इंसान को लूटनेवाले ने जल्ढी अलविदा कह दिया
मैने ये ग़लती डूबरा ना करने की कसम खा वो दर्द सह लिया
लोग बिछड़ने पे मातम मानते हैं पर मैं खुशी माना रहा हूँ
ये शुभ काम मैने पहले क्यूँ नही किया इसका गम बना रहा हूँ
मजनुओ मेरी इस हालत की एक ही वजह है और वो है एक नारी
पुरुष समिति की ओर से जनहित में जारी
एक 1.50 रुपये की कटिंग छाई पीता था वो भी अब छूट ही गया
अब आलम ये है की मैं ज़िंदा लाश की तरह रह गया हूँ
उधार की बाढ़ में मैं कोसो दूर तक बह गया हूँ
प्यार करने की इतनी बड़ी सज़ा मिलेगी ये सोचा ना था
एक सॉफ्टवेर इंजिनियर को इस खाली जेब ने इतना नोचा ना था
ये सब शुरू हुआ तीन साल पहले जब वो मेरी कंपनी इंटरव्यू देने आई थी
उसको देखते ही मॅन में मैने ख़याली पुलाओ पकाई थी
बड़ी हितचकिचाहट से मैने उनसे बात चलाई थी
उनकी हर ना में भी हुमने हाँ में हाँ मिलाई थी
बातो का सिलसिला यूँ चला की करीम चाचा का होटेल आशियाँ बन गया
ऑफीस के बाद तो वो हमारे मुलाक़ातों का एक मुकाम ही जैसे बन गया
पर कम्बख़त इन लड़कियों को जेब से जाता पैसा टॉम क्रूज़ नज़र आता है
जितना ज़्यादा बिल आए उतना ही इनका चेहरा खिलखिलता है
इस केस में तो वो मुझे से ज़्यादा कमाती थी
अपना छोड़ मेरा भी महीने की आधी सॅलरी खा जाती थी
जल्द ही दोस्तों से उधारों का सिलसिला शुरू हो गया
प्यार में लूटने वालों की भीड़ का मैं एक गुरु हो गया
लोग तो भोज में पंगत खाते हैं मैं तो अभी से खा रहा हूँ
हर दूसरे दिन ही मैं पंगत खाने कोई ना कोई मंदिर जा रहा हूँ
इस लूटे इंसान को लूटनेवाले ने जल्ढी अलविदा कह दिया
मैने ये ग़लती डूबरा ना करने की कसम खा वो दर्द सह लिया
लोग बिछड़ने पे मातम मानते हैं पर मैं खुशी माना रहा हूँ
ये शुभ काम मैने पहले क्यूँ नही किया इसका गम बना रहा हूँ
मजनुओ मेरी इस हालत की एक ही वजह है और वो है एक नारी
पुरुष समिति की ओर से जनहित में जारी
Bewafa Dost
Na Jaane unko kya ho gaya
Avaneesh Naam unke Directory mein kahin Kho Gaya
shayad Ladkiyan aise hi hoti hain
Roz Naye dost banate aur puraano ko khoti hain
Main Itna Bura bhi nahi ki log mujhe Ignore karte rahein
Kachre ke dabbe k saman hath gande na ho jayein ye soch Darte Rahein
Main tab bhi waisa tha jaisa aaj hun
shayad kabhie na badalne wala main koi saaz hun
Bhulna hai to wajah bata k bhul jao ae dost
Mera bhi Ye wada raha ki khafa na hounga main kabhie
Par main hus ke hamesha "Hi" bolunga zarror
Gar is bheed bhari raah mein tum humein mil jao kabhie
-----Avaneesh Jha
Avaneesh Naam unke Directory mein kahin Kho Gaya
shayad Ladkiyan aise hi hoti hain
Roz Naye dost banate aur puraano ko khoti hain
Main Itna Bura bhi nahi ki log mujhe Ignore karte rahein
Kachre ke dabbe k saman hath gande na ho jayein ye soch Darte Rahein
Main tab bhi waisa tha jaisa aaj hun
shayad kabhie na badalne wala main koi saaz hun
Bhulna hai to wajah bata k bhul jao ae dost
Mera bhi Ye wada raha ki khafa na hounga main kabhie
Par main hus ke hamesha "Hi" bolunga zarror
Gar is bheed bhari raah mein tum humein mil jao kabhie
-----Avaneesh Jha
College Days !!
Ek bar wapas College Lautne ko man karta hai
Firse Doston ke sath beetey har pal bantne ko mann karta hai
Aaj har wo purani baat yaad aati hai
Kuch chehre pe khushi to kuch rula jaati hain
Kuch Tabki buri batein , ab acchi lagti hain
Aur kuch batein mano kal ki hi batein lagti hain
Fir examinations forms bharne ko mann karta hai
Ek bar wapas College Lautne ko man karta hai
abki baar bunk k bijaye college attend karne ka mann karta hai
Dopahar ki class mein fir aakhen band karne ka mann karta hai
Traditional day mein dhol dhadaka yaad ata hai
To kabhi padhai ke beech apne crushes ka tootna yaad ata hai
EDC Mechanics ke khayal se darne ka mann karta hai
Ek bar wapas College Lautne ko man karta hai
Wo results ki afwaon se Newspaper agencies mein line lagana
To agli subah University ki dhakkon mein khud ka result pana
Exam ke time pe subah 4 baje shankar nagar ke pohe khana
Farewell pe DP mein doston ke sath Ice goley khana
Firse Seniors ko Farewell dene ka mann karta hai
Ek bar wapas College Lautne ko man karta hai
----Avaneesh Jha (Theme extracted from Similar poems)
Firse Doston ke sath beetey har pal bantne ko mann karta hai
Aaj har wo purani baat yaad aati hai
Kuch chehre pe khushi to kuch rula jaati hain
Kuch Tabki buri batein , ab acchi lagti hain
Aur kuch batein mano kal ki hi batein lagti hain
Fir examinations forms bharne ko mann karta hai
Ek bar wapas College Lautne ko man karta hai
abki baar bunk k bijaye college attend karne ka mann karta hai
Dopahar ki class mein fir aakhen band karne ka mann karta hai
Traditional day mein dhol dhadaka yaad ata hai
To kabhi padhai ke beech apne crushes ka tootna yaad ata hai
EDC Mechanics ke khayal se darne ka mann karta hai
Ek bar wapas College Lautne ko man karta hai
Wo results ki afwaon se Newspaper agencies mein line lagana
To agli subah University ki dhakkon mein khud ka result pana
Exam ke time pe subah 4 baje shankar nagar ke pohe khana
Farewell pe DP mein doston ke sath Ice goley khana
Firse Seniors ko Farewell dene ka mann karta hai
Ek bar wapas College Lautne ko man karta hai
----Avaneesh Jha (Theme extracted from Similar poems)
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Date
With lots of courage and guts I said i Love "U"
You flushed all my guts by saying You like another vowel "A"
I tried to make most of it by taking you on a "Date"
You again turned it down by saying its too "Late"
I fail almost Every time I try to Flirt
You remove possibilities like some one removes from his shirt, some Dirt
You say you have others in your Heart
Thats why No space for me in your Chart
One day will come when everyone will repend
Then me too will say Sorry didnt get your request can you again Send
I took her on Date But she made my emotions Sick
I asked her hows date and she said its not Date as its Quick
I asked her to take some good Iced coffee to make Date Cool
She said okie and ordered coffee and that too Hot one making me fool
Weather was lovely to make her feel romantic
But everything sink and wasted as if it was a titanic
A lady without any Talent gets away with a Kiss
And a Handsome guy like me with Talent goes away with Tai Tai Fiss
I asked her to come to Cafeteria to Hang Up
She said enough chat if possible Ring me Up
Its Men who approaches lady is what she told
My emotions was again fainted by keeping me on Hold
later she says She cannot come and cannot Hear
I guess I m wasting My Time and should find another Dear....!!!!! ----Avaneesh Jha
You flushed all my guts by saying You like another vowel "A"
I tried to make most of it by taking you on a "Date"
You again turned it down by saying its too "Late"
I fail almost Every time I try to Flirt
You remove possibilities like some one removes from his shirt, some Dirt
You say you have others in your Heart
Thats why No space for me in your Chart
One day will come when everyone will repend
Then me too will say Sorry didnt get your request can you again Send
I took her on Date But she made my emotions Sick
I asked her hows date and she said its not Date as its Quick
I asked her to take some good Iced coffee to make Date Cool
She said okie and ordered coffee and that too Hot one making me fool
Weather was lovely to make her feel romantic
But everything sink and wasted as if it was a titanic
A lady without any Talent gets away with a Kiss
And a Handsome guy like me with Talent goes away with Tai Tai Fiss
I asked her to come to Cafeteria to Hang Up
She said enough chat if possible Ring me Up
Its Men who approaches lady is what she told
My emotions was again fainted by keeping me on Hold
later she says She cannot come and cannot Hear
I guess I m wasting My Time and should find another Dear....!!!!! ----Avaneesh Jha
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Weekend pe Akela Baitha hun Main
Har Pal Puraani Baatein Soch Gata hun
Zindagi Ke Har Kasht Ko Yaad Karke
Aaj Khud ko Ajoobey mein Pata hun
Pune Ki Sadko Mein Tapri Mein Khane Wala Wada Pav Main
Aaj Singapore mein Pizza Aur Burger Khata hun
Bus ki Dhakke Kha Kha ke Jo Kul office Jata Tha
Aaj wahi Comfort Taxi ya MRT se Jata Hun
Sach...Zindagi Ke Har Kasht Ko Yaad Karke
Aaj Khud ko Ajoobey mein Pata hun
Har Weekend mein Bus Se Pune to Nagpur Jane Wala Main
Ab Har Weekend Dusri Desh Flight Se Jata hun
Kal Tak Sochta Tha Kabhi To Khud Ka Business Kholunga
Aaj Jagah Jagah Ja Company K Liye Business Lata hun
Sach...Zindagi Ke Har Kasht Ko Yaad Karke
Aaj Khud ko Ajoobey mein Pata hun
Do Waqt Ki Roti bhi Mushkil Se Milti Thi Un Dino
Aaj Kis Hotel mein Khaun Ye Samajh nahi Pata hun
Fatey Baniyan Dekh Padosi Chidhatey They Mujhey
Aaj Wardrobe mein Rakhey Har Kapde Main Pehen Nahi pata hun
Sach...Zindagi Ke Har Kasht Ko Yaad Karke
Aaj Khud ko Ajoobey mein Pata hun
Pocket Money ke abhaav se College Canteen na Jaane wala main
Aaj Dar roz Tcc ya Coffee Shop mein Gappe Ladata hun
Chocltae ka ek ek Rupaye Bachane Wala main
Aaj Har roz Dollars mein Paise Udata hun
Sach...Zindagi Ke Har Kasht Ko Yaad Karke
Aaj Khud ko Ajoobey mein Pata hun
Mushkilon ki Chav bhi Na Pade Doobara
Is layak Khud ko Bana dena Chahta hun
Mere Apno Ke Sapne Sirf Sapne Na Reh Jayein
Unko Hakikat mein Tabdeel Karne ki Kasam Main khata hun
Sach...Zindagi Ke Har Kasht Ko Yaad Karke
Aaj Khud ko Ajoobey mein Pata hun...!!!
---Avaneesh Jha(When in Singapore)
Har Pal Puraani Baatein Soch Gata hun
Zindagi Ke Har Kasht Ko Yaad Karke
Aaj Khud ko Ajoobey mein Pata hun
Pune Ki Sadko Mein Tapri Mein Khane Wala Wada Pav Main
Aaj Singapore mein Pizza Aur Burger Khata hun
Bus ki Dhakke Kha Kha ke Jo Kul office Jata Tha
Aaj wahi Comfort Taxi ya MRT se Jata Hun
Sach...Zindagi Ke Har Kasht Ko Yaad Karke
Aaj Khud ko Ajoobey mein Pata hun
Har Weekend mein Bus Se Pune to Nagpur Jane Wala Main
Ab Har Weekend Dusri Desh Flight Se Jata hun
Kal Tak Sochta Tha Kabhi To Khud Ka Business Kholunga
Aaj Jagah Jagah Ja Company K Liye Business Lata hun
Sach...Zindagi Ke Har Kasht Ko Yaad Karke
Aaj Khud ko Ajoobey mein Pata hun
Do Waqt Ki Roti bhi Mushkil Se Milti Thi Un Dino
Aaj Kis Hotel mein Khaun Ye Samajh nahi Pata hun
Fatey Baniyan Dekh Padosi Chidhatey They Mujhey
Aaj Wardrobe mein Rakhey Har Kapde Main Pehen Nahi pata hun
Sach...Zindagi Ke Har Kasht Ko Yaad Karke
Aaj Khud ko Ajoobey mein Pata hun
Pocket Money ke abhaav se College Canteen na Jaane wala main
Aaj Dar roz Tcc ya Coffee Shop mein Gappe Ladata hun
Chocltae ka ek ek Rupaye Bachane Wala main
Aaj Har roz Dollars mein Paise Udata hun
Sach...Zindagi Ke Har Kasht Ko Yaad Karke
Aaj Khud ko Ajoobey mein Pata hun
Mushkilon ki Chav bhi Na Pade Doobara
Is layak Khud ko Bana dena Chahta hun
Mere Apno Ke Sapne Sirf Sapne Na Reh Jayein
Unko Hakikat mein Tabdeel Karne ki Kasam Main khata hun
Sach...Zindagi Ke Har Kasht Ko Yaad Karke
Aaj Khud ko Ajoobey mein Pata hun...!!!
---Avaneesh Jha(When in Singapore)
Dard - E - Disco
Ek Macchar ne mere dil pe aisi chot lagayi hai
Ki Meri apni bivi hi mere liye aaj parayi hai
Hua yun ki vo meri biwi ke gaal k taraf badhe they
Aur maine poori taakat se hath un par jade they
Vo to janaab ek hi vaar mein Mur gaye
Par uska anjaam dekh hum buri tarah darr gaye
Abhi tak to Belan se padti thi
Aaj balle se padi
Roz do maarti thi
aaj usne hampe chaar jadi !!!
Is Half cm ke Patthu ne Aisi Vat lagayi hai
Ki Peeth mein Chaar to Pair(legs) mein Aath Lagayi hai !!!
Ab to shahrukh ki tarah main bhi keh raha–
Wo Do Foot ki thi Wo Chadi
Poorey Badan pe mere aisi Padi
Neend bhi Aankhon se cheen li hai
Dil mein sansani bhi hai badhi
Ab chal na paon uth na paon baith na paon
ye samjhaon main kis kis ko
Body mein mere hai Dard e Disco Dard E Disco Dard E Disco !!!
--- Avaneesh Jha
Ki Meri apni bivi hi mere liye aaj parayi hai
Hua yun ki vo meri biwi ke gaal k taraf badhe they
Aur maine poori taakat se hath un par jade they
Vo to janaab ek hi vaar mein Mur gaye
Par uska anjaam dekh hum buri tarah darr gaye
Abhi tak to Belan se padti thi
Aaj balle se padi
Roz do maarti thi
aaj usne hampe chaar jadi !!!
Is Half cm ke Patthu ne Aisi Vat lagayi hai
Ki Peeth mein Chaar to Pair(legs) mein Aath Lagayi hai !!!
Ab to shahrukh ki tarah main bhi keh raha–
Wo Do Foot ki thi Wo Chadi
Poorey Badan pe mere aisi Padi
Neend bhi Aankhon se cheen li hai
Dil mein sansani bhi hai badhi
Ab chal na paon uth na paon baith na paon
ye samjhaon main kis kis ko
Body mein mere hai Dard e Disco Dard E Disco Dard E Disco !!!
--- Avaneesh Jha
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