Monday, January 10, 2011

Meri Shaadi !!!

Meri Shaadi mein aap sabhi ko aana hai zaroor
bakra halal ho raha hai, Tashreef lana hai Huzoor

Yun to aap mein se kaafi bakre Halal ho chuke hain
Shaadi is naam ki badaulat behaal ho chuke hain

Behaal to tab bhi huye the jab suna Himesh reshmiya ka suroor
Meri Shaadi mein aap sabhi ko aana hai zaroor !!

bachelor party ka maza ab bartan maajne mein aa raha hoga
Bathroom mein gaanewala ab biwi ke belan pe ga raha hoga

Khair Mera Manna hai ki Ye to upar wale ka hai Dastoor
Meri Shaadi mein aap sabhi ko aana hai zaroor !!

Aap sabhi jab apni shubhkaamnayein dene mujhe ayenge
Ummeed hai ki aap kuch Tohfa bhi saath leke aayenge

Tohfe ke naam se dekho ab dikhlana na Guroor
Meri Shaadi mein aap sabhi ako ana hai zaroor !!

Mana ki is mahine aapka thoda Kharch badh Jayega
bacchi ke Birthday ke alawa mere gift ka Bojh ayega

Ab Shaadi uparwale ki marzi se ho rahi to mera kya kasoor
Meri Shaadi mein aap sabhi ko aana hai zaroor !!

Bus Dua dijiye ki meri biwi mujhe isharo pe na nachaye
Mahino shoppig kum kar thoda kharcha paani bachaye

Na Nikle ye 2G ka Raja aur nahi koi Shashi Tharoor
Meri Shaadi mein Please aap sabhi ko aana hai zaroor !!!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Chaudvin Ka Chaand Ho.......

Gajodhar ki Bhais ho ya Khula Saand Ho
Jo Bhi ho tum Khuda ki Kasam Prachyand Ho

Shopping Center Le Jaun to Mile na even Peticoat
Circus mein ghumti ho to Log dekh ke ho jaate LotPot
Sochun to Sujhta hi Nahi tum kaunsa Aaftab ho

Gajodhar ki Bhais ho ya Khula Saand Ho
Jo Bhi ho tum Khuda ki Kasam Prachyand Ho

Shaadi Kyun ki tumhaare sath, iska nahin Jawaab
Khaati ho din bhar itna ki bachta nahin Hisaab
Duniya-e-Hathini ka Tum hi Shabaab Ho

Gajodhar ki Bhais ho ya Khula Saand Ho
Jo Bhi ho tum Khuda ki Kasam Prachyand Ho